Post by TheVaultKeeper on Aug 18, 2005 15:23:19 GMT
Two pensioners arrived at the doctors one day and asked if he could watch them having sex.
"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong in that department folks", remarked the doctor. The old couple got up and left the surgery.
The following week the couple returned to the surgery and once again asked the doctor to watch them having sex.
"I can't see any problems with your performance", exclaimed the doctor. The couple re clothed and left the surgery once again.
The next week came and just as before the old couple asked the doctor to watch them while they had sex together.
"I still can't see any problem with your sexual acts", the doctor then went on to ask, "For the past 3 weeks you have come to my surgery and each time you have asked me to watch you two having sex, for 3 weeks i haven't found anything wrong with the way you perform. What exactally am i supposed to be watching for?"
"Nothing!" stated the old fella "I'm married and can't go to my house, she is married and we can't go to her house. To rent a room at the Plaza Hotel would cost us £89.50 a night, to rent a room at a Travel Lodge would cost us £48.50 per night. This way it only costs us £35 per visit and we get £27 of that back from the government."
"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong in that department folks", remarked the doctor. The old couple got up and left the surgery.
The following week the couple returned to the surgery and once again asked the doctor to watch them having sex.
"I can't see any problems with your performance", exclaimed the doctor. The couple re clothed and left the surgery once again.
The next week came and just as before the old couple asked the doctor to watch them while they had sex together.
"I still can't see any problem with your sexual acts", the doctor then went on to ask, "For the past 3 weeks you have come to my surgery and each time you have asked me to watch you two having sex, for 3 weeks i haven't found anything wrong with the way you perform. What exactally am i supposed to be watching for?"
"Nothing!" stated the old fella "I'm married and can't go to my house, she is married and we can't go to her house. To rent a room at the Plaza Hotel would cost us £89.50 a night, to rent a room at a Travel Lodge would cost us £48.50 per night. This way it only costs us £35 per visit and we get £27 of that back from the government."
